Cover Reveal – Gone To Ground @rachelamphlett

There are many things that I have never done in my 47 years upon this earth.

I have never:

  • Been to Mars.
  • Wrestled a Great White Shark in a tub of jelly – lime flavour, since you asked.
  • Completed a Legend Of Zelda game.
  • Hopped on one leg for 24 hours without stopping whilst eating noodles with chopsticks.
  • Won the heart of a fair maiden. Still.
  • Successfully looked after a plant without it dying before its time.
  • Ridden a mammoth.
  • Ridden a prehistoric creature of any kind.
  • Pushed the button at a level crossing and have the light change immediately.
  • Put 6 ping pong balls into my mouth and recited a poem without dribbling.
  • Put 6 ping pong balls into my mouth.
  • Been bitten on the bum by a bullet ant.

None of these things has ever bothered me before. And, if I’m honest, they still don’t.

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