Did you know that there are many, many things that can be launched?
Take rockets, for example:
You can launch bottles:
Even invertebrates can be launched:
BUT, did you know, did you know, that books could be launched too? No, I bet, like me, that you didn’t. So when I heard of the Orenda Books Mega Launch being held in London, I got very excited indeed.
Of course, being the busy blogger that I am, I had no time to go along, but I knew someone who would be free to go in my place.
Someone I could trust to report back on the night’s shenanigans.
Someone I could trust to take lots of photos of the insane bookish talent that would be there.
Someone I could trust who could fully do the night justice and be relied upon to capture all the juicy details and bookish facts that were bound to abound within.
Sadly, it turned out that that person wasn’t free after all. So, with a heavy sense of dread and a quick bribe with a packet of chocolate Hobnobs, and after exhausting all of my other contacts, I approached Plan Z…b:
That’s right, once again I sent along myself, The Beardy Book Blogger, to investigate, ingratiate, and generally annoy, the wonderful people of Orenda Books.